And now, for some trash

Dearest,

I don't know about you, but seriously, is anybody really surprised at what Kate Moss is up to? Tabloid media is making out like it's such a scandal. Didn't everyone just assume she was into that sort of stuff?

Forget Jude and Sadie, you should see the footage of her fling with the Meg and Jack and Burt and Hal. Worth a look ... seriously.

Now, it has been brought to me, on more than one occasion, the question of why Melody and Belle and Sebastian can't do their thing at the same time. I'd suggested incest, but that answer isn't sufficient for some of these eavesdroppers. I know you understand me, but others, they just don't appreciate that I have somewhat conservative views on incest. Oh, well. Sometimes, I just don't know what to do with myself.

Zing.