I like television

I like television. I watch television almost every day.

Tonight, I watched the West Wing and Black Books on television.

Black Books makes me laugh. Black Books is funny because the three characters are weird. They act funny all the time.

The West Wing is an interesting television show. It shows the President of the United States of America and the people that work for him all working together in the White House. Americans are interesting people.

I want to watch more television tomorrow. I also like the Simpsons but I don't get to watch it because I always get home too late.

I love my suit

I love the feeling of wearing a suit. I love how it makes me feel like I can achieve something, like I'm a part of a team. I love being one of those guys, waiting at the train station every morning, looking like I'm going to be doing something worthwhile at work today.

Not like those other bums that surround me.

I also love public holidays. I'm able to break my routine, and do something different. Public holidays afford the choice to not wear a suit on a weekday. We'll all choose for ourselves what to wear that day. We will all be wearing different things, and we can then proudly say, 'Yes, we are all individuals!'

So what are you doing on Australia Day?